Secret Sauce
1. Think of all your secrets. The more incriminating, the better.
2. Write down every single secret on a separate sheet of paper (preferable recycled) until you find yourself without any more secretes.
3. Cut the paper into 1 in. squares. Fill a bucket or large pot with water. Soak in water overnight.
4. Put all your mushed up secrets into a blender and thoroughly pulverize them.
5. Congratulations! You have made Secret Sauce.
6. Create a mold & deckle with household objects. (Ideas you could try: pantyhose & a wire hanger; mesh screen & a picture frame)
7. Pour your Secret Sauce into a vat of water, charge the vat (stir up the pulp with your hand) and pull a new sheet of paper with your mold and deckle.
8. Lay out your new paper on a smooth, non-porous surface. Place somewhere safe & warm or in the sunlight until dry. Repeat steps 7 & 8 until you’re out of Secret Sauce.
9. Congratulations! You have turned your Secret Sauce into blank paper you can write or draw on. Fee free to write down more secretes if you so choose & repeat this process as needed.